Warrenty void if bought, looked at, used, broken, activated, exposed to toast, or exposed to air.. Use at your own risk. Voyager15 and the Army Camp Peace Forces is not responsible for injuries, damages, or death caused by the 1 Yottawatt toasters.
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THey explode. umm
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*Looks at toaster* Hmm Seems legit *presses button* *Machine pulls in Piece of bread and Releases Extremely violent Proton Explosion*
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I made TVs now :P
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My toast caught fire! I demand this replaced under my extended warranty!
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I purchased a 1 yottawatt toaster, it burnt my toast.
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Yummy! :)
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does my warranty cover a toaster explosion wiping out all life on earth?
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It's like heroin the first taste is free, and then you get hooked
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I'm not selling them. Just giving out free samples.
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But I thought weapons of mass desctruction weren't supposed to be sold...