Coming in the Past! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xC_yh8ga1fmrZMUuIU_-UZL7yuFsOLZ9ciBXOb3LFIs/edit?usp=sharing
nationwide
spacewide
bunkerwide
wide
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spaceship
puns
avithemurderer
ship
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I disable the reactor
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Then heat it up to see a fun firework show.
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I am shocked
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Turn off deco and look at the pirate ship reactor for a heart attack.
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Great! Do I have any material to seal stuff with?
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An emergency klaxon begins going off on the pirate ship: "Warning. Warning. T-30 seconds to reactor overload. Warning. Warning."
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The pirate is vaporized by a jet of superheated neutrons.
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I just fire the laser.
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Did some fun stuff to the reactor on the pirate ship (thanks rustbomb)
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Whatever, FIRIN THE LASOR!