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23rd May 2021

I shot my new cannon into space and set it to orbitally bombard this industrial city. Enjoy. Also if you turn on ambient heat, it will self-destruct, because I hate ambient heat. (no copy)

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Darmagon 24th May 2021

I was trying to make something similar with vibranium cells but as it was too inefficient I started using it as a thruster instead.
Kolinski 24th May 2021

Vampireax: i think ambient heat is good, because realistic
suske 24th May 2021

crashed tpt
UndeadDragon 23rd May 2021

you wouldnt dare...
Wasteland 23rd May 2021

but wait, it s also co-owned by.. WINNIE THE POOH, AND HIS LEAGUE OF SWEATSHOP WORKERS.
Vampireax 23rd May 2021

I also want to thank everyone who upvoted and left some comments, and everyone who clicked the bombardment button. In truth, this industrial zone is owned by Jeff Bezos, and for every orbital strike we order, Amazon loses $12 billion. By smashing their warehouses and factories, we are helping the slaves/workers in their battle to form a union.
Vampireax 23rd May 2021

The description says that ambient heat makes it explode. I did that on purpose because I hate ambient heat and it ruins electronics anyway. I put a sign that says "ONLY PRESS 1 TIME," because mashing buttons breaks them. I'll just leave this here in case more monkeys skip the reading part. Monkeys only read comments for some reason.
Vampireax 23rd May 2021

@HankTheHaybot I'm glad you -1 over that, because it just proves that monkeys will always mash buttons, break expensive equipment, then blame everyone but themselves. I laughed when I read that. Thank you for demonstrating what not to do. XD
ApplePlastic 22nd May 2021

That's because you pressed the button more than once.
HankTheHaybot 22nd May 2021

bruuh it keeps exploding -1

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Orbital Cannon by Vampireax

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