BREAKING NEWS: TRAIN COLLIDES WITH TANKER TRUCK AT LEVEL CROSSING, TRAIN UNDAMAGED, CROSSING BURNT
BREAKING NEWS: PLANET SPAWNS ABOVE TRAIN AND CAUSES MASSIVE GRAVITY
BREAKING NEWS: TRAIN DERAILS DUE TO A DERAILER THAT ACTUALLY DID ITS JOB BUT DID IT TOO WELL, CAUSING THE NEARBY TOWN TO GET BURNED DOWN AFTER THE TRAIN CAME OFF THE LINE
BREAKING NEWS: Robot stands in front of tracks, protons immediatily kill the robot by removing electricity.
BREAKING NEWS: Man stands in front of train, dies from radiation poisoning.
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BREAKING NEW: someone put gravity on the track
BREAKING NEWS: gaint mirror sends train into space!
BREAKING NEWS: PLASMA BOMB DESTROYS THE TRAIN !