HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS THING GOING TO CRASH
BREAKING NEWS: car happened, train ded
BREAKING NEWS: There is a train going down a track, and a lever to divert the train! But OH NO! THERE IS A PERSON ON THE TRACK! You can pull the lever to divert the train to another track, but that will make the train loose its free will and make it feel bad :(
BREAKING NEWS: A supernova just sucked the train and get vapourized!
well at least the train didn't like fly off the rails into the road this time
is the next one going to involve cars
there's been like 4 news stories specifically about the train being derailed
BREAKING NEWS: Man accidently drops WHOL on the tracks, train turns into lines.