Portal Characters by dylanb5123

shulcd 4th Jun 2013

wheatley,atlas p-body cc turret.excuse me, where is Chell?

bananas401k 22nd Mar 2013

Well here we are again. It?s always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn?t laughing. Under the circumstances I?ve been shockingly nice. You want your freedom? take it. That?s what I?m counting on. I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone. She was a lot like you. (Maybe not quite as heavy). Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up - So I could live forever. It?s such a shame the same will never happen to you. You?ve got your short sad life left. That?s what I?m counting on. I?ll let you get right to it - Now I only want you gone. Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren?t so sad. Well you have been replaced. I don?t need anyone now. When I delete you maybe I?ll stop feeling so bad. Go make some new disaster. That?s what I?m counting on. You?re someone else?s problem. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone

bananas401k 22nd Mar 2013

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake And the science gets done and you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And torn it pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm glad I got burned Think of all the things we learned For the people that are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking, when there's science to do When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you are dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I'll be still alive STILL ALIVE still alive

Ezmetheanimefreak123 19th Mar 2013

AMAZING! SO IMPRESSIVE! I <3 COMPANION CUBE!

attackjax 29th Dec 2012

this is aperture

attackjax 29th Dec 2012

dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum cores and turrets of every stage. dont you want to escape this cage? come to us and you,ll be sure your not safe in aperture. you are safe dont you struggle now dont you nice big cake?well none for you!oh who is that running threw the exit door run! this is aperture im cave johnson the head of this great place and i just bought some rocks from space! testing subjects usaully die cause thats the drill and you may die cause your not safe in aperture. im the one that wants to test mybe at the end ill let you rest. i am the one thats keeping you alive y,know cause its bloody hard to survive we are the that gave you a scare la la la la la la la ala la la laaaaa

simm223 3rd Mar 2012

mad i got the game

kingpowder1445 19th Feb 2012

just a box with a heart....*gulps* i think i`m in love.....and i never saw those.....

reicory 23rd Jan 2012

u spelled wheatley wrong,

reicory 23rd Jan 2012

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