You losers, everybody knows fascism is where it's at!
Except me, I always win.
Except when you didn't.
I... okay, you got me there.
Shut up Marx, at least I didn't lead to Stalin.
It's okay, Hitler. Want some soy sauce?
What's that supposed to mean? We all know your mother was a jew, so stop acting all high and mighty.
You guys, don't fight... we're all equal here.