Text Adventure 3

  • lefouduroi
    3rd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    2= you shove the computer in their faces. This action brakes the computer and their faces, making your presentation fail and you being sued. Somehow, you're still able to keep your job though.

     

    >pay the doctor's bill for the broken faces of the computer and the tech people.

  • CeeJayBee
    3rd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You realise doctors don't fix computers and so you only pay for the faces. However, you have lost your job due to the faceplantage.

     

    > even - become a couch potato

    > odd - look for a new job

  • xetalim
    3rd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You become a couch potato.

     

    >you get eaten. What do you do?

  • CeeJayBee
    3rd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    Heh. You begin drowning in stomach acid.

     

    > e - knife your way out

    > o - wait to be 'removed'

  • MiningMarsh
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    (4) You would knife your way out, but you are a potato, and clearly inept. If you were a banana, maybe you would have a chance.

     

    > Become a banana.

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  • Kebab_Removal_Unit
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You become a banana.

     

    > Remove kebab.

  • FeynmanLogomaker
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You do not have a kebab removal kit.

     

    >Procure the aid of a Kebab Removal Unit

  • Kebab_Removal_Unit
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    you procure it.

    KEBAB_REMOVAL_UNIT v89

    Intitializing...

    Downloading kebab removal protocols...

    Done!

     

    > Read the instructions.

  • CeeJayBee
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    "This Kebab Removal Kit is only for use by kebab-removing specialists. To prove you are a specialist, cut the wire which corresponds to the one noted on page 1337 of the Kebab Removing Handbook."

     

    > e - red wire

    > o - blue wire

    > try to find a copy of the Kebab Removing Handbook

  • nijalninja98
    4th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    It is in a different language,

     

    >rage quit