You would know Spanish.

What if 'the bar' was raised?

i couldent reach it.

What if australia invaded newzealand?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlFcnkGY-o

They would probably get kicked out of NATO and get sanctioned up the butt until the agree to give New Zealand back their independence.

What if the Euro's value suddently quintupled?

I would move to Russia

What if ants could talk?

I would most likely die.

What if the backspace key was never invented?

I would have a new nemesis.

What if zombies were real.