But I swapped myself for a remote-controlled dummy that looks like me...
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I rigg up the next person's car with C-4 in the engine so as soon as it starts the C-4 detonates
Sorry, didn't have enough time to think of a good reason. ._.
Luckily, a bomb sniffing dog comes by with a officer and alerts me there's a bomb in my car.
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The next person is gonna get trapped on a Cthnonian planet until the end of time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chthonian_planet
It turns out to be a worm hole and come out of a white hole.
I teleport the next person into the middle of 59 quasars.