I grab my flamethrower, incinerating those turtles made of carboard boxes.
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The next person is about to fight Chuck Norris.
I win.
The next person is crushed by godzilla.
impossibru
Fortunatly I have chuck norris to defend me from godzilla.
I throw a peanut.
I use meh sword ta hac it teh peces. YEAH!
The sky's falling.