I'm the first role in a Final Destination movie.

I threw a hunting boomerang at the next person's head.

I was wearing a helmet.

The next user was undergoing heart transplantation when the doctor accidently dropped the new heart and killed it. there is no working heart in stock and the person will die in 10 seconds.

but im friends with the team fortress medic.

I am now bulletproof and firing at you with a minigun.

I am a Sniper and deftly aviod your scattered shots while waiting for the uber to wear off.

I put the next user onto a death list.

@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)

It's not opposite day.

The next user cannot see Chuck Norris (or should I say can?)

I smell him instead.

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Next person is gonna be tortured (and most likely killed if they don't escape) via the use of an Alkali Bath,

@boxmein (View Post)

I eat it then i barf on you.

The next person is going to be stuck in concrete in the sand with japanese spider crabs.

If you don't know what they are, click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab

The concrete protects me from the crabs, buying me time for someone to notice me.

The next person ate raw chicken breasts, and does not have disease resistance.