@watereye (View Post)

My Quilava out-fluffies it, causing a fluffyness shockwave to bounce back and hit you.

I put the next person on a spaceship that will be hit by missiles in 1000000000000000000000000000th of a second from now.

@Xenomorph (View Post)

Hang on a minute, what planet are you about to crash into? And how do you access the human internet?! O.o

Anyways, I was wearing a raditation- and acid- proof vest of lead. Unfortunately it is heavy :( Fortunately it has a very large sword, which I stab the next person with, thinking they were a Xenomorph.

I block it using my own legendary sword, Frostmourne, i easily deflect back your attack towards you, stabbing and killing yourself in the process (I have real skills with a sword...but not like those from the movies >.>)

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The next is gonna be turned into a program named TPT.

Unfortunatly for the maker it turns out to be "The Pedo Tube"

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GLaDOS is your new operating system.

I cut the power, there's no potato this time.

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Windows Vista is your new operating system.

I install windows 7 update disc over it.

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A portal opens beneath you dropping you into some neurotoxin

But I replaced the neurotoxin with faulty turrets earlier

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You awaken in a blank white room with nothing but a cake in the centre.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

I pour nitrogen on your foot until it freezes. I kick it and it breaks to pieces.

The next person is going to be trapped into a cube where there is no food, water. Also no cheating is allowed and if you cheat you get a instant death from the booby traps.