i press backspace before my throat is slit

i sentance the below user to have a rap battle against eminem

@firefreak11 (View Post)

 I draw every rapper in the whole world except for Eminem. All the rappers turn alive.

The next person is going to be sucked into a world made of paper and is going to have to fight me with my drawings.

I bring a lighter with me.

The next person gets hit by a asteroid 3x the size of the sun

chuck norris kicks it back to the Andromeda galaxy

the next person is put in a chamber where they are repetedly tickled until they die

@firefreak11 (View Post)

My body starts heating up and burn the whole chamber.

The next person is going to be killed by my monsters.

the monsters turn out to be my cats and we gang up on you  and kill you.

the next person will drop dead instantly and be compressed into a singularity

I am lighter than the critical mass, and i instantly come back to life.

The next user is caught in the shockwave created by my expansion to normal size

The shockwave hits me but turns me into a bunch of small cubes then the cubes rejoin back creating another shockwave that kills you.

The next person is going to be killed by the strongest dark mage in the world. He can blast a shockwave that can kill anyone. Even not one person is alive. But one person.

I open the door and it was from the lottery and they said that i won.

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The next user is going to drown in a ocean of money.