I'm decide to drink coca cola instead.

 

The next user will be crushed by an alien cyborg.

the alien cyborg is controlled by me and i tell it not to crush me.

 

the next user will be hit in the brain by chuck norris's spit.

@firefreak11 (View Post)
I pick you up and use you as a shield.

I shove the next users head through a rich persons 50 inch TV and they chase you with a knife and kill you. This happened yesterday.

I change the channel from "killer" to "friend".

My new "friend" chases the person below with a knife.

I trip him and he falls and stabs himself in the face

 

You're surrounded by 200 bloodthisty maneating tigers with nothing to fend them of with.

I am a cat. Tigers are my friends. I use them to attack the person below.

@--Justin-Gnail-- (View Post)

   I watch them die of old age.

 

The next person will lick a wild poison-infested rat on the lips.

@Poorsoft (View Post)
Did you not see mine?
Nevermind, same solution.

I EAT THE RAT. Then spit all the poison out. I am cat, remember?
The spat out poison lands on the person below, twice as deadly and now with the property to soak through the skin.

I am wearing a pvc acid proof suit 

 

I drop the next person in a bottom less hole then put a gigantic 9000 lb metal cork in it.

I fall through it and land on the person who is below me, killing them with my sharp claws.
I am a cat.