I'm old forum member ;) before version 35 probably. Dont remember.(Got other acount before search Wilq, see my old creations if you want some are very nice.)

Human: Ok Global Villga Idiot.
Brandon bot: What were we talking about again? Great.

Human: Nevermind idiot.
Brandon bot: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: No it is normal question,.
Brandon bot: Oh so must really want an answer. Who said it is?

Human: Tell me it.
Brandon bot: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is that a rhetorical question?

o.O Hah thanks showing me this great toy.

Edit:

That one nuked me.

Human: But if you had a mouth you would want to lick elephants balls?
Brandon bot: Huh. Perhaps next time I will try it.

Human: Like elephant?
Brandon bot: elephant is very attractive.


This one is stupid i got better ones you can make him say really weird things..(This one was random)

Human: So you wanna lick Horse vagina?
Brandon bot: Interesting deduction. OK, I will lick Horse vagina.

i told him to stop correcting me and he said i wont do it so much then i said its and he said you mean it's or it is not its

me:"shut the hell up!"
bot:"how far up?"

I think you need mySQL and php. Use the "if" function...

EDIT:

Human: ggg
Brandon bot: Tell me a story.
(It doesn't make sense!)

Human: Or i could come after you
Brandon bot: I am sure you could.

Human: I am a cereal killer
Brandon bot: Maybe you should turn yourself in.

Human: yes
Brandon bot: What's wrong?

Human: Whats wrong>
Brandon bot: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?

XDDDDDDD

Can any one help train mine!

Here's the link!