@ "IE works a lot better than Firefox"

Please tell me you're kidding.

Also, I'll write it down somewhere that teking2 dies if this thread goes dead, just to tell the forums when he died.

Also, I have lemon armor, so that fails.

The next user has a lemon bazooka aimed at him.

There's no propellant in lemons (on the other hand, if it's the second type of lemon bazooka you're talking about...)

The next user wants to play a little game.

@boxmein (View Post)

 I kidnap everyone who threated me and lock them up. Then I will kill them with a knife. Slow and painfully. O.O

The next person is going to be kidnapped and killed. Slow and painfully. O.O

but i didn't "threat" you, you realize it and you release me because i never saw your face.

the next user is stabbed in the eye with a lightbulb

I cover up my eye with an eyepatch, and so I become all pirate-ish and pay you back my gouging out your eye with my hook hand.

As a pirate, I challenge the next user to a sword battle to the death. :3

"May this be known as the day you almost caught Captain, Jack, Sparrow!" and with that I Jump from the castle battlements into the water below

The next user's boat is being stolen by a seemingly gay pirate and a blacksmith =P

@coenmcj (View Post)

 I track them down with my 99,998 clones and kill them. I take my ship back and drive it into your face. Also it has a indestructible spike on it.

The next person is going to be rammed in the face with my ship.

I become an iceberg, gl.

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The next person is trapped inside a vacuum chamber that's about to get emptied.

But I Don't breath oxygen and instead gain super strength in the presence of vacuum.

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The next user is being slowly lowered into a giant blend-tec(tm) Blender.

"But will it blend! that is the question."