I become a force-sensitive, as duct tape has a Light side and a Dark side...and binds the whole universe together. FORCE TAPE!
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The next user must eat an entire 48 inch yatsabishi plasma screen TV.
I eat it slowly tiny bit by tiny bit over the course of my life time
The next user is so securely duct taped to a pole in the middle of shark infested waters that they can't even move a finger. Then they see a bloodthirsty tiger shark.
Chuck Norris died in the middle of his first move.
A strangelet has been launched at the next user.
Chuck Norris never dies.
It gets sucked into a black hole on the way
The next person drinks liquid crystal.