You actually drop your diamond sword on a cactus and it disappears.
>you wonder where the Law of Conservation of Mass went?
you look up and see a dragon
>contemplate attacking
YOU ATTACK WITH SWORD
INNEFFECTIVE
YOU ARE EATEN
> STUCK IN DRAGONS STOMACHE
you remember you are carrying your SUPER XL STRENGTH laxitives. Dont ask.
>You come out... the other end...
You dig down, only to find that there is lava right under you.
>GET OUT
You remember the journey to the lonely mountain and where you met your eagle friends, one fly's and picks you up before you melt. But morgorth comes and attacks you with his resurrected ringwraiths and you get stabbed by a morgul blade and you start to turn into a nazgul!
>you only have a few days before you are turned, find rivendell to get healed!
You find he has ODed on gummy bear vitamins.
>Wonder what to do now.