I'd pushed you and the other guy off the bridge to finally teach other people of what happens if you jump. What will you do if I failed of what you failed to do?
What would you do if a waffle appeared in front of you and said 'Ima fire ma lazer' and then a horse fell on it and Osama bin Laden was riding the horse and he gave you a McDonalds Happy Meal and then he turned into a banana and melted and Abraham Lincoln walked in with the Statue of Liberty on his head and he said to you 'I'm a leprechaun' and exploded and the Statue of Liberty turned into Simon and he stole your Happy Meal that bin Laden gave you?