I turn into the regular matter version of flesh.
The next person uses a teleporter, only for it to malfunction and teleport them into space.
Ummmmm, Parachute? _________________________________________________________________________
i throw the next guy into a giant frier without any clothes on and its a foolproof frier and its over a thousand degrees and the it cant be turned off or broken and you're covered in batter. Yeah, figure that one out. (runon sentence).
Simple. You can't see inside the frier, so technically, I'm both dead and alive at the same time. When you open the frier, I'm still alive.
The next user gets trapped in a place where time does not exist.
I give it to my sister then i buy a windows 7.
The next person's head is gonig to burst. In space. out of the universe. With their own underpants. Nothing else. (Noone has ever gone out of the universe.)