I am only that user for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.
I push the next user off a flying plane with no parachute.
(The "Pushing off of a moving plane without a parachute" is getting overused don't you think?)
But I Have a jetpack so i slow my descent and I Land safely.
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The next user is working in black mesa at the time of the accident.
Became etheral and the mech just...went through me.
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The next user becomes a robot and is gonna get hit a powerful wave of EMP.
I watch the kitten film in fast-forward, while eating non-toxic potassium ferrocyanide.
The next user is trapped in a box that is rapidly filling with sulfuric acid, with no way out.
But the box is made from chocolate and I Eat my way out
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the next user is sent back in time to the birth of justin beiber without any weapons or possible ways of killing the insidious creature while also being held in place by an invisible forcefield.
My very presence there alters the timeline, so Justin Beiber never became a singer or became famous. As a result, I was never sent back in time to his birth.
The next user is stuck in the center of the Yellowstone Supervolcano as it is erupting.
But a small crack in time erupts in close proximity to the vent of the volcano and it is erased from time itself.
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The next user Is A Class D used for testing with SCP-247