I'm a black hole, so eating a four mile asteroid is no problem.

I eat the next user like I ate the asteroid.

But I am an actor in an upcoming action movie and I was out for coffee while my body double was eaten.

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Aliens invade, 'Nuff said.

I sit on my front porch with my shotgun, and a couple of my redneck friends with me too.  ANd my whole town is there too.  (I bought some c4 and some payperview ufc fights.) after that, we fight off the alien horde with our skills we just watched on tv.  And then my buddy hits their mothership with his truck.

The next guy was KILLED by Muhammod Ali. Definitely.

I get killed by him and die. My other clones get angry and start get revenge. They find Muhammid Ali and kill him. Then they take the body and change the color of the skin into mine. They then take out the bones and get all the body weight and skin and blend it. They put some of my dna hairs in then clone me. I am alive again. Also i am still a monster.

The next person is going to be blended and cloned into one of me with your mind gone.

Thanks to a freak accident with a neutron source, my body is too radioactive to be used.

The next person has been fatally irradiated.

I use ELEC to tansform radiation to HYGN

The next user f***ed around with Kratos' patience. (yes, i do play overly violent japanese games)

The link leads to an empty account so I hack it and downvote all your saves.  JK.  I can swim.

The next person has to live on a star for eternity with no food or water.  Its a blue giant and you have no clothes and no resources and you are twenty two light years from any body or thing besides the star. 

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 I end up being so far away from Earth that I round back to where I started. 

the next person cannot type