Your attack backfires. Since I necessarily have to type, you wind up not being able to type.

The next person is trapped in an underground room with SCP 173.

As of tradition, I get a final last wish, which is to put the above user in the room and let me out.

The next user's jeans shrank while running in the rain, causing him/her/it to die from ample blood circulation.

However, the jeans don't shrink enough to cause harm.

The next user is running in the rain while wearing clothes made of pure sodium fiber.

a-person:

The aliens abducted me a a replacement ruler and I am now in charge of all of the aliens.

                                                                                                                                   

I set the aliens (they are dalek's) on the below user. Exterminate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael238:

I eliminate the aliens first by detonating an EMP device frying their electronics, then shooting them with strange matter, which turns them into a hot blob of strange matter goo.

 

The next user was on one of the ships when the strange matter hit.

Oh god, the incontinuity.

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I manage to get behind a corner before my clothes dissolve.

The next user has fallen down the sparta hole, is now 50 miles down and falling at 500 m/s

I burst out from my disguise again and turn back into the alien. I climb up with my spiky tentacles and eat the guy who kicked me off. I evolve making me stronger then ever.

The next person is going to be eaten by me. Making me evolve. Nothing can kill me.

I'm hiding behind Chuck Norris, as an alien, you don't know his powers, and try to eat him.

The next user is emprisoned in a freezer.

PS:

tudoreleuu:

I manage to get behind a corner before my clothes dissolve.

 

Doesn't sodium ignite in water?

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 The freezer is off

the next user is 2 microseconds from leaving existence

You rode it wrong. Its not 2 MicroSeconds, its 2 millons of seconds. I figure out what's going to kill me on that time.

The next user's heart stops.

I'm the Doctor, so I use my whoop-ass powers to get it working again while surviving with my other heart.

The next user has to drink a small cup of water, without knowing I somehow managed to disolve so much sugar in it, he's going to get super-diabetes.

There is so much sugar that it forms crystals on the inside of the cup, thus I don't drink it.

The next user is being separated into every element in their body.