TPTROXRLYITSTRUE:

You are a black hole,which means YOU SUCKS(lol)

You still die though so that doesn't count.

I'm a blackhole, remember?

The next user must watch static on tv for 300 years straight.

However, I'm performing a time travel experiment by orbiting close to a black hole for a month. I leave orbit 500 years later, thanks to relativistic effects, after all writing sites have been restored, so I don't get bored.

The next user tries the same experiment, but accidentally crosses the event horizon, so they fall into the black hole.

They? My clones were just testing.

The next perosn is going to be shrinked and eaten by a fat man. The person will be wearing their own underpants.

I protect myself with all the shields and armor in the world.(including experimental protection)

The next user is teleported on the bottom of the ocean.

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 The flame is extinguised because I am on the moon.

the next person is under the influence of trance music and cannot controll themselves.