Another one?  I think you're being sarcastic, so I'll hand you over to Chocolate Industries Incorporated Inc.'s Laser Department, who have made a sarcasm detector!

Result: SARCASM!

India Delta Kilo...

A laser.  Not my entry, though.

Probably too late, but:

@schneumer.  the comp is closed right?  so now what?

id: 1490258 small powerful NUCLEAR HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey! I want to enter for the competition. I superheated photons to nearly max temperature.

Here it is.

~saveid 1786659

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