@Firefreak11 (Oh dear... Crossover!)

But My luck is that bad that its good and the killer trips over and accidentally kills himself.

The next user is a tasty sandwich on their way to my mouth.

You are allergic to firefreak sandwiches and you have a fatal reaction. I escape happily.

the next user is inside a hydrogen bomb about to go off, and they are ties by their nose to the insise of the container with ad Wil Smith doll hanging from their shoe, which happens to be made of ... some deadly stuff that will kill you.

I pull the detonators out of the explosives and take apart the depleted uranium tamper. I then take a shard of uranium and destroy the doll.

The next user has been captured by the Spanish Inquisition.

They are my old buddies.

The next user is in hiroshima when the bomb hit.

i was just finishing my nuclear bunker 5 miles underground when i heard the blast

the next user is a resident of desert city 1 by dwotcy!!! :D

And I sit happily in my apartment block as the Fail-nukes explode in the distance, barely stifling the sands around our great city.

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The next user is in a TTT game with Seananners!

Since I don't know what a TTT game is, Seananners vanishes from existence.

The next person won a Zonk on Lets Make a Deal.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Since i don't know either of those things, they don't exist, like some SCP i totally forgot.

The next user must fight two heavily armed gargoyles that can fly and breathe fire, with no means of escape and only equipped with a wooden stick and no armor or any kind of magical protection. (damn you, dark souls)

luckly, there was an CH-47 chinook above. i called for help, using the gargoyle's fire and the stick to make a small flare. they came down, rescued me, and braught me home. :)

the next user is strapped, unarmed, on a plane. heading for the twin towers.

the hijacker has a sudden change of heart, lands the plane safely, turns himself in, and I get unstrapped and set free unharmed.

the next user disco.   and disco is dead.