However, as the plane heads for the towers, it runs into a flock of birds which destroy the engines, causing the plane to crash into the Hudson River. The force of the crash breaks the straps, so I leave the crash site.

The next user is chained to the side of the space shuttle Columbia as it makes its final re-entry into Earth's atmosphere.

I unchain myself using my skills and open up  panel and get in.  I fix the malfunction on the way there so I and the crew live through the landing and touch down safely. 

The next user is in the middle of a supernova with no clothing and no special gadgets or tools.

i get vaporised sooo fast i don't even notice, i spend the rest of eternity in hevan :D

the next user gets the blue screen of death, on his brain!

But I'm running an OS in my head that involves a blue screen background with corpses everywhere.

The next user is being hugged by a suicide bomber with their hands on a deadsman switch.

Turns out that I made several clones of myself for use in nuclear bomb testing. The suicide bomber actually hugged one of the clones. I then detonate the nuclear bomb, destroying most of the clones and the suicide bomber, while I watch from twenty miles away.

The next user was the suicide bomber.

... involved in a training exercise using dud-explosives, So I live happily for the rest of my short life.

The next user takes an arrow to the knee while being attacked by a giant and a dragon.

...In skyrim, so I live in real life.

the next user is trapped in the virtual world of skyrim, and they are unarmed and surrounded by evil things.

A wormhole appears in the sky above Skyrim, which I go through and emerge into the real world. Unfortunately, the wormhole also starts to pull in the entire world of Skyrim, which also emerges into the real world.

The next user is trapped between Earth and Skyrim, as they're about to collide with each other.

Lucky i was in Moonshadow that day.

The next user is in the Deadlands. (yes, i play too much Elder Scrolls)

But you mistakenly sent me to a place 1cm squared filled with dead skin cells, so I walk away.

The next user is eaten by SCP-682.