You restart. Again.

Oh no, your presentation is not working! And you forgot what you were going to say!
 How inconvenient, considering this is of course your pitch to the rest of the board members of Serious Shows on why they should approve a new television show centered on an anthropomorphic bar of soap.

> Say something! Say anything! (Roll even to think of something witty, odd to fail miserably and say something stupid.)

You roll even.

>People wonder why you are rolling dice in the middle of the conference room.

You laugh sheepishly and move on.

(Use random.org - it's deeper that way)

> even: Try to locate fuse box to power up computer.

> odd: Call tech support with your mobile and mumble an excuse to the audience.

You roll an 85. It is odd.

>Call tech support with your mobile and mumble an excuse to the audience

You call tech support; they are on their way. Meanwhile, an audience member asks you what the wait is. You might have a riot on your hands if you don't speed up!

> Explain the computer is broken - even

> Jump off the stage - odd

7 = Jump off the stage

>Upgrade input method

Your pitch is working okay, however your boss is fuming.

Tech support arrives.

>Explain the problem to them (1)

>Shove the computer in their faces (2)