Luckily i was wearing tough military armour.
i planted a c-4 inside the head of the next user when he was sleeping. It will explode when he wakes up.
But i have a serious case of insomnia, I Wake up while your trying to sneak up on me and hit you over the head with a bottle of kerosene.
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I Light the next person's house on fire while they are inside of a Petrol soaked fire safety blanket.
I type into a computer that deactivates your attack.
The next person will blow up when they type.
Huh? I talked.
I pass e coli virus to next user.
E. Coli is a bacterium so your threat is not legit.
I pass a Ebola Virus to the next user.
I find out the keyboard isn't working, so I buy a new one.
The next person's speakers are amplified to 100000%.