The black hole's singularity is ring-shaped, so I fall through the ring and into another universe.
The next user is assimilated into the Borg.
i unbelievably miss the blades and make it out of the turbine
next person steps on an electrical wire covered in gas and trips into a 90ft iron ditch full of broken glass and a large pool of100% alcohol. you get the alcohol on fire too from your body and you are now paralyzed alone and people dont like you :)
before i died, i cloned myself for this certain problem
the next person falls into a room full of camel spiders.
Good thing i bought a camel spider costume. I blend in and escape the hole, and i throw you inside the hole as well. >:D
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The next user is about to fight bruce lee. (inb4chucknorris)
And I necrobump all the threads on here and blame it on Bruce Lee!
Now Simon is angry at him!
The next user will need to fight a 100 ton wall about to fall on him.
Bruce Lee called in sick that day, so the fight was canceled.
The next user gets a Hello Cancer purse. (from Romantically Apocalyptic)
There's no blades on the X-15....
It's written on it, i won't open.
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The next user is the protagonist of Demon's Souls
(a hard-ass japanese asian difficulty game where normal gamers die thousands of times and each time get half health and lose any "money" earned)