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https://powdertoy.co.uk/Wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=How_to_avoid_getting_the_banhammer How to avoid getting the banhammer - Revision history 2025-01-03T05:20:10Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.30.0 https://powdertoy.co.uk/Wiki/index.php?title=How_to_avoid_getting_the_banhammer&diff=6028&oldid=prev foijfiuahsfdhygh: Don't be Eyes 2016-02-21T14:33:30Z

<p>Don't be Eyes</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr style="vertical-align: top;" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 14:33, 21 February 2016</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l49" >Line 49:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 49:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Here we go, some methods of avoiding the banhammer!:</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Here we go, some methods of avoiding the banhammer!:</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>1. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Post repeatedly with no content and or replicated content.</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>1. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Don't be Eyes </ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>2. Post <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">on very old threads, its impressive </del>and <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">gains you friends!</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>2. Post <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">repeatedly with no content </ins>and <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">or replicated content.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>3. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Swear</del>, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">alot</del>! <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Don't forget to use racially negative words.</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>3. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Post on very old threads</ins>, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">its impressive and gains you friends</ins>!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>4. Make false pretenses such as:</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>4<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">. Swear, alot! Don't forget to use racially negative words.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2"> </td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">5</ins>. Make false pretenses such as:</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>i. you are friends with some of the moderators</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>i. you are friends with some of the moderators</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l63" >Line 63:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 65:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>iii. you can avoid getting the banhammer</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>iii. you can avoid getting the banhammer</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">5</del>. Not reading this article.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">6</ins>. Not reading this article.</div></td></tr>  </table>

foijfiuahsfdhygh https://powdertoy.co.uk/Wiki/index.php?title=How_to_avoid_getting_the_banhammer&diff=3941&oldid=prev edza101: /* Adding how to avoid the banhammer page */ this is satire okay. No one get their knickers in a twist. 2013-10-13T20:40:39Z

<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Adding how to avoid the banhammer page: </span> this is satire okay. No one get their knickers in a twist.</span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>===Introduction===<br /> The banhammer is quite a powerful weapon, often used by moderators to show power and dominance to their minions. It usually inspires fear and despair and should, except on opposite day, be avoided to ensure the health and well being of body and mind.<br /> <br /> In this short guide I hope to show you firstly the danger of the banhammer, the advantages, and then of course the titular ''how to avoid getting the banhammer''.<br /> ===Danger of the banhammer===<br /> The dangers of the banhammer are quite severe and wellknown. Some symptoms of having the banhammer are:<br /> <br /> 1. Slamming face against keyboard<br /> <br /> 2. General queasiness followed by vomiting bouts<br /> <br /> 3. Violent shaking and trembling of all pelvic muscles<br /> <br /> 4. A feeling of isolation and or solitude<br /> <br /> 5. A feeling of inner peace and acceptance<br /> <br /> 6. Death<br /> <br /> ===Advantages of the banhammer===<br /> The advantages of the ban hammer are not as well known. This is quite unfortunate as people do not strive to get banhammered and therefore do not experience life to the full. Some advantages include:<br /> <br /> 1. Longer life span of moderators<br /> <br /> 2. Longer life span of admins<br /> <br /> 3. Longer life span of users<br /> <br /> 4. Less CO2 in the atmosphere<br /> <br /> 5. Less starving children<br /> <br /> 6. More starving children<br /> <br /> 7. Less national debt<br /> <br /> 8. Longer fingernails<br /> <br /> 9. Looking more muscly<br /> <br /> 10. Death<br /> <br /> 11. Un-death<br /> <br /> ===How to avoid the banhammer===<br /> Finally the section you've all been waiting for, how to avoid the banhammer. Some techniques of avoiding the banhammer include dangerous stunts which should not be tried at home! We at ObviouslySatire do not take any responsibility for accidents happening to you, next of kin, friends, friends of friends, workmates, bosses, minions, cats, aliens, humans or peacocks. You have been warned.<br /> <br /> <br /> Here we go, some methods of avoiding the banhammer!:<br /> <br /> 1. Post repeatedly with no content and or replicated content.<br /> <br /> 2. Post on very old threads, its impressive and gains you friends!<br /> <br /> 3. Swear, alot! Don't forget to use racially negative words.<br /> <br /> 4. Make false pretenses such as:<br /> <br /> i. you are friends with some of the moderators<br /> <br /> ii. you can 'hack the server with idol, pm me fir details'<br /> <br /> iii. you can avoid getting the banhammer<br /> <br /> 5. Not reading this article.</div>

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