We'll be fine, but if we don't there in time they're all doomed! ...They don't even have the mental capacity to avoid danger.
Oh, look what you've done! Great job! What? No, no no... it's those retarded NPCs I'm worried about.
Suspicious... Eye of Cthulu has awoken!
Oh, wait, it's just because I unpaused.
HEY!!!! IT STOPPED WORKING!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo