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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024YEAHHH!!!!
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024Amish Paradise By Weird Al Yankovic
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024We been spending most our livesLivin' in an Amish paradiseWe're all crazy MennonitesLivin' in an Amish paradiseThere's no cops or traffic lightsLivin' in an Amish paradiseBut you'd probably think it bitesLivin' in an Amish paradise
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butterRaised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anotherThink you're really righteous?Think you're pure in heart?Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou artI'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be likeOn my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlifeSo don't be vain and don't be whinyOr else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024We been spending most our livesLivin' in an Amish paradiseWe're just plain and simple guysLivin' in an Amish paradiseThere's no time for sin and viceLivin' in an Amish paradiseWe don't fight, we all play niceLivin' in an Amish paradise
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024There's no phone, no lights, no motorcarNot a single luxuryLike Robinson CrusoeIt's as primitive as can be
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024I never wear buttons but I got a cool hatAnd my homies agree I really look good in black, foolIf you come to visit, you'll be bored to tearsWe haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 yearsBut we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stareWe're just technologically impaired
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DriftKing 15th Nov 2024A local boy kicked me in the butt last weekI just smiled at him and I turned the other cheekI really don't care, in fact I wish him well'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in HellBut I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved itAn Amish with a 'tude?You know that's unheard of