im laughing at these comments so hard i almost choked myself
"It's not out of the question that you might have a VERY minor case, of serious brain damage. Don't be alarmed, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."
"Uhm are you alive by the way ? That's important...should have asked this first..."
"And? What exactly is wrong with being adopted?" "Um. Well. Lack of parents."
"alright, fatty. Adopted fatty. fatty, fatty no parents."
"we fire the whole bullet thats 50% more bullet per whole shot" - cave johnson
emeralds: Are you... a villager?
"Yes, You Are!" -Pixalvixan, who somehow ended up in portal