scientists says if this element was mixed with human poop it will kill all bad things for your body and it tastes extremely sweet, it will give you all the good things, even immortality, flying, and being able to eat dirt without consequences'es. TLDR: poopnium is powerful, mix with poop and its safe
element poopnium, the most explosive, unstable and dangerous element known to man, 1 gram of it outputs 69^420*67 times the amount of the total energy in the observable universe (except for the element itself), the poopnium element makes up 99.9999999999999999999969% of the total energy in the observable universe.