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ILL TAKE THAT DARE! (steals vodka from russian)
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I ate a grenade and Chuck Norris remembered me. I lived a good life. Oh, and I was a creepy, brave hobo who collected rocks while I bathed in chickens.
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ILL TAKE THAT DARE! *eats a grenade*
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Exploding Penguins
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Some weirdo will remember me because I gave him toast
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I was an awesome nerdy scientist who liked to watch myself and hug TPT with exploding penguins because I was alone,and then I went "hey everyone watch this",and took Vodka from a Russian before dying
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when i ate a grenade Chuck Norris thought i was cool, while when i took vodka from a Russian everyone thought i was crazy. Makes sense.
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i were an awesome and brave potato who like pwn guns while i hatched yourself and sit on a cactus with exploding penguins and were drunk and my last word is of course it safe and drank 50 red bull your pet rock remember you because you fed him
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"your last words were 'i wonder if this would hurt' and then you ate a grenade"
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i was a creepy and brave potato who liked to throw poop while i looked at myself , i liked to kill obama with creepy old men because i was drunk , my last words were of course its safe and headbutted a spike . everyone will remember me because i was crazy