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I was a creepy brave hobo who liked to **** guns while I yelled at poop. I liked to build Obama with ugly turtles because I was drunk. My last words were "Of course it's safe!" and then I Took Vodka from a Russian. Some weirdo will remember me because I gave him toast.
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i was a fat and brave gangsta who liked to f*** guns while you bathed in shoes because you were that awesome. your last words were ill take that dare then i headbutted a metal spike.
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chuck norris will remember me because i was just that cool
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this is awesome! i spent halfe a hour looking at the fortunes!
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you were a pregant and crazy hobo who liked tp pwn guns while youthrew youreself you liked to build a cactus with radioactive ultra donkeys because you where that awesome youre last word was of course its safe and then you ate a greanade youre pet rock will remember you because you fed him. lolololol
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I was an Awsome and Brave Scientist who liked to collect rocks while i threw poop. i liked to build a cactus with radioactive ultra donkeys beacause i was that awsome. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i almost laughed.
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i was a pregnant and crazy potato who liked to pwn noobs while i watched myself.I liked to sit on TPT with creepy old men cause i was bored. my last words were 'everyone watch this!' and then i headbutted a metal spike.Chuck Norris will remember me cause i was just that cool
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LOL i shall KILL OBAMA!
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this actually gave my family enough laughs to make us almost cry for about 10 minutes. Dude, this freakin' rocks! This is exactly what TPT was made for! Make another! MOAR OPSHINSSS!!!