Stop wasting time reading this and open the save :P
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and then you ate a granade. Chuck Norris will remember you because you were just that cool.
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"You were a fat and nerdy hobo who like xxxx fire while you threw poop. You liked to kill Obama with exploding penguins because you were that awesome. Your last words were "OF COURSE IT'S SAFE!"
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Chuck Norris will remember me because i fed him! xD
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I like to **** fire while watching myself O_o
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I ate a grenade. cool
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lolz i died cuz i took vodka from a russian xD
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'chuck norris will remember me because i gave him toast'? if chuck norris wants toast, toat comes to him, like a toast magnet
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i was a pregnant potato whom liked to collect fire whilst i sat on obama?!
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then i drank 50 red bulls everyone will remember me because I was just that cool!!!
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i am an awesome brave scientist who likes to collect guns whilst I watched my self I also like to build tpt with radioactive mutant donkeys because I was so awesome my last word is everybody watch this