chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
jesus could walk on water but chuck norris can swim thru land
if he goes into the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris; if you could save the whole power of one round-house-kick, you could serve energy to america for 60 minutes...
he can sneeze with his eyes open, he doesnt sleep he waits, he counted to infintiyy. TWICE, he will cause the the apocalypse