Ok, I'll join in as well...

I am Dead.

The End.

Yeah, I'm totally spoiling it for NOBODY BECAUSE NOBODY IS PLAYING IT now.

I wake up, still with tree-bark on my skin and I see Darth, he tells me about how he saved my bum from the evil-tree-thing. He took us on top of a tall redwood, inside a huge abandoned bird's nest, where he decided we should stay until I wake up. Nice for him to think about all the details, but.. HOW THE HELL ARE WE GETTING DOWN?!

After that realization popped in my mind I had fixed my mission to get down safely. The bird who owned the nest must be coming anytime now, so we must hurry. I notice all the feathers lying around and thought They would make a very good pair of wings. Since they were so sticky, they glued to eachother perfectly and after a few aerodynamic tests and calculations, I made a design perfect for air-travel and just in time too. The bird was well on its way by now and it was heading straight towards us.

Darth was quick to act and grabbed me, put on the pair of wings and took a leap of faith into the white fog that engulfed the forest. It went well for the first few minutes, but then it started raining. All the water took off the sticky stuff of the feathers and the wings desintegrated, plunging us into a free-fall. As I was about to truely meet my maker, a huge feather from the huge, red bird going towards the nest fell and glided past us. I grab it and both I and Darth used it as a parachute, until we glided downwards into a small forest clearing.

The moment we get off the huge feather we have to find shelter, since we are soaked from the rain. Darth's flamy hands were able to keep us dry for a while, but after some time they just extinguished. We took shelter beneath the belly of a giant red frog that emminated heat for some reason... We notice a guy with a kitten on his shoulder. It was still raining and he looked soaked as well, so we tried yelling at him to join us, and soon he heard it and came beneath the belly of the giant beast.

After some talking and story telling, the rain stopped and we continued our journey through the unknown. From walking around so much and all this work, both me and Darth began to feel hungry. Bob (the guy we found in the clearing) had a small bag on him with some roasted peanuts. Despite his disapproval, these didn't last long, but we were still hungry. Soon the cat was too and even sooner, Bob got famished as well. There was nothing to eat anywhere, until we found a giant bee nest.

That place must have been filled with honey! But... how will we reach it? I look around my tool belt and think that I would find nothing useful, but a pair of binoculars just appeared there. Don't ask me why, things around here just seem to happen randomly. Using the binoculars I try to search for an entrance to the nest. Soon enough I find one. Now the real question is how will we get past the giant bees guarding it?

There's a puddle of ink next to us and a nacho-plant hanging from the trees. (We couldn't eat the nacho from the plant, since I checked it and it had lots of things I would rather not mension in it). I get an idea. I take a feather from a nearby owl, snap out the nacho-plant, which had yellow nacho sauce in it and we begin to do rock-paper-scissors over who is going to be the test dummy. Poor Bob had the worst luck and had to be the one.

I grab the nacho-plant and pour the nacho on Bob, until he's covered in a yellow coat. I then grab the feather and dip it into the ink and use it to draw some black lines on Bob's body. I snatch out some tree roots from the ground and place them on his head like antenni. Using some plastic bags lying around (don't litter kids) I placed them on his back and they looked like wings.

Now Bob looks like a bee and we send him towards the nest. The plan works and he manages to enter. Now all he has to do is steal ALL OF TEH HONIES.

I apologize to Bob for putting him through that, but at least now we have food. While he was busy getting honey, Darth was busy looking around through some trees, until he found a compass that led to... somewhere. The arrow pointed east instead of north. While I was busy trying to explain the odd compass, Bob finally came with the honey, chased by the giant bees! I grab out my blowtorch and begin to go to town on 2 of the bees and Darth uses his flamey hands to kill another 2, but then we realize that Bob's kitten can shoot lasers, so all the bees died via the kitty. Nice.

We take all the honey and share it evenly, so everyone is well-fed by tomorrow. We set up camp and go to sleep on top of one of the nacho-trees.