@belugawhale (View Post)

Has headphones,

the next user has to listen to Justin bieber for 10 hours straight

@coenmcj (View Post)

I don't hear a thing, as I am deaf. 

The user below me falls from an airplane over a volcano with no parachute.

@Candunc (View Post)

I Tripped from the bottom step of the plane that is parked in the airport positioned over an extinct volcano

The next user is dropped into a live volcano with nothing on his/her persons

I developed flying skills .

I kill the next user in war.

@Plutonium84 (View Post)

You find out "the next user" is the name of a famous warlord in another universe who is completely unrelated to me. You are killed by his army.

The next user's life depends on The Powder Toy forums gaining 2000000 new members in the second after I post this.

It gains 10 million.

The next user's life depends on The powder toy gaining 7 billion members now.

i die :(

the next user gets kiddnapped

Nah! What's the danger?

I frame the next user for a murder he didn't commit.Executed  

The judge finds me innocent, and therefore, doesn't excecute me.

The next user is forced to spam TPT forums with stuff for a month.