Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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[11/01/1119:10] <07Merbo> Unscramble: EUTTSXB
[11/01/1119:10] <Finalflash50> Sutt Bex
[11/01/1119:11] <07Merbo> You've a dirty mind.
[11/01/1119:11] <07Merbo> SubText.
[11/01/1119:11] <09@ief015> ass sex
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> SubText.
[11/01/1119:12] <09@ief015> ass sex
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> not buttsex.
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> actually
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> yes
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> buttsex
[11/01/1119:12] <07Merbo> I see the error in my ways
[11/01/1119:12] * Merbo hands ief015 a UNICQRN and a box of condoms
[11/01/1119:13] <09@ief015> pffffft condoms hahahh
[11/01/1119:13] <Lockheedmartin> A Rhino is a fat unicorn XD
[11/01/1119:13] <07Merbo> ief015, always have protected buttsex
[11/01/1119:14] <07Merbo> you never know when somebody's going to shit a tapework up your dick
[11/01/1119:14] <07Merbo> tapeworm*
[11/01/1119:14] <Finalflash50> Actually...
[11/01/1119:14] <Finalflash50> I think I'd be pretty aware
[11/01/1119:14] * Triclops200away is now known as Triclops200
[11/01/1119:14] <Finalflash50> If that anomoly were to happen -
Merbo:
[11/01/1119:13] <Lockheedmartin> A Rhino is a fat unicorn XD
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[17:02] ZebraineZ> cate <3
[17:02] ZebraineZ> ily
[17:02] ZebraineZ> i
[17:03] @Catelite> â¤
[17:03] ZebraineZ> wanna insert my body into yours, all of it, into one and i want spawn 5 morphed babies of us
[17:03] @Catelite> hot
[17:03] code1949> This is definitely going on the IRC quotes thread
[17:03] ZebraineZ> like if i put myself into you, and then someone cuts us with a knife into 2 parts, and those parts grow into 50 wet catelinez
[17:05] code1949> Do you guys honestly say that at random?
[17:06] ZebraineZ> i know im catelites daughter, i was born from herinseminationing crackers body (which was connected to her womb), but i wonder how my and cates kid would look like. if i was to bore her child (which was actually me) like i want to give birth to myself. in cate.
[17:15] ZebraineZ> cracker is john f kennedy and cates christina aguilera
[17:16] code1949> So you're saying a dead guy wants to f*ck a living person?
[17:16] vanquish449> lol
[17:16] ZebraineZ> so basically imagine if christina aguilera impregnated jfk
[17:17] ZebraineZ> and had me. and then christina aguilera had babies with me. but then you had to kill jfk.
[17:17] code1949> I don't think biology works like that.
[17:17] code1949> Especially the whole dead man gets knocked up bit
[17:17] ZebraineZ> well, corpses are hot
[17:17] ZebraineZ> i have like 20 in my closet
[17:18] code1949> I don't think they can be knocked up.
[17:18] ZebraineZ> i personally impregnate them all the time...
[17:18] code1949> ...are we talking about the same word?
[17:18] code1949> impregnate- to knock up
[17:18] ZebraineZ> well i've heard of vegetables on life support getting pregnant and giving birth.....
[17:18] ZebraineZ> they should use vegetables as surrogates
[17:18] code1949> There genitals still function
[17:18] RedFlash has joined #powder
[17:19] code1949> dead people 's genitals are not working anymore.
[17:19] RedFlash is now known as RedFlash[away]
[17:19] code1949> Also, you are talking about impregnating dead MEN!
[17:19] code1949> Oh f*ck
[17:19] @Catelite> hot
[17:19] code1949> I think I just scared away redflash
[17:19] vanquish449> lol
[17:19] ZebraineZ> well dead females don't have genitals
[17:19] ZebraineZ> they just have rigor mortis holes
[17:20] RedFlash[away]> the weird and wonderful stuff you guys talk about...............
[17:20] ZebraineZ> cate's half dead
[17:20] code1949> JFK is a MAN!
[17:20] ZebraineZ> so, the bottom part of her is always.....tight
[17:20] code1949> You can't impregnate a man!
[17:20] ZebraineZ> YOU COULD IMPREGNATE WITH CATES AWESOMENESS
[17:20] vanquish449> this is f*cked up now
[17:21] code1949> No. according to Zeb, JFK/Cracker is f*cked up
[17:21] code1949> and knocked up
[17:21] vanquish449> it started hot then it went to f*cking necrophilea in the f*cking rotting wholes of people
[17:22] ZebraineZ> incorrect
[17:22] ZebraineZ> cate's not a person
[17:23] ZebraineZ> she's a thing to be used exclusively to copulate
[17:23] TheEndermen> ?
[17:23] code1949> So, you are comparing Catelite to a sextoy?
[17:24] ZebraineZ> she IS* a sextoy, get it right
[17:25] code1949> So, you are saying that Catelite is a talking, sentient sex toy capable of impregnating dead men?
[17:26] ZebraineZ> well the dead men are inside her so yes
[17:26] ZebraineZ> that's exactly what i'm saying
[17:26] code1949> So, according to you:
[17:27] ZebraineZ> her womb is like hermiones purse.....you can store shit in there and it never ends
[17:27] ZebraineZ> ACCORDING TO TRUTH NOT ACCORDING TO ME
[17:27] code1949> are you saying "@Catelite == "Fleshlite""
[17:28] code1949 suddenly realizes in horror that they both end in "lite"
[17:28] ZebraineZ> better
[17:28]ZebraineZ> better
[17:28]ZebraineZ> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9qobyVxbV1qzzud0.jpg
[17:29]code1949> That image is completely irrelevant to your accusations.
[17:30]code1949> Catelite: You should be thankful that you are "innocent until proven guilty"
[17:30]code1949> Otherwise you cannot plead the fifth and stay silent
[17:30]UBERNESS is now known as UBERSleep
[17:33]code1949> You see, this is evidence that modern military tactics are flawed.
[17:33]code1949> Instead of shooting terrorists in the middle east
[17:33]code1949> We should just bombard them with flyers that contain a transcript of this.
[18:09]code1949> Have things gotten less awkward?
[18:09]ZebraineZ> you missed the best part
[18:10]ZebraineZ> i made creampuffs out of cates placenta and thenproceeded to eat her womb out with my 2nd head/mouth thats between my legs while my normal head was moaning
[18:10]@Catelite> hot
[18:10]@Catelite> wait
[18:10]@Catelite> I thought we were talking about fast food -
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[22:04] What did I do this time?
[22:04] come back after you've grown up
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