After... that happened, we decided to continue exploring this odd forest. After a few hours of walking, the kitten begins meawing, and jumping on trees, before running off... Obviously Bob gave chase and we followed, reaching a large blue-coloured mansion, when the kitten stopped. It was the first thing that looked somewhat normal in this place, and we begin to ask weather we should go in or not...

I TOTALLY DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THIS HERP DERP.

Despite opposition from Darth's side about going in, the majority said to enter, so I equip my revolver and slowly creek open the door to see... Well, nothing because it was so dark. I begin to stumble into the mansion, trying not to hit anything and as I look into my tool-belt again, we had no such luck to find anything useful. Suddenly I bump into a table and knock over something. Suddenly lights turn on and illuminate the whole room we were in. It was huge, yet it felt very claustrophobic, espically that the doors closed as soon as the lights turned on. I look at the ground and noticed I knocked over a small vase, before I hear a voice yelling:

WHAT! Who's been knocking over me vases!? Stoopid tourists, shoo! Said a large figure that just burst into the room, before he ran up to us and began to push us towards another door.

I smash through the door, with Bob and Darth falling on top of me via sheer domino effect. The room we were in now was even smaller than before, with a small table in the middle, with a lamp on it.

After we got out, I tried stepping away before going head-first into a wall... What, there's nothing in front of me, why can't I go through. I begin to feel the strange barrier and I feel that it is pretty rough, so I try tugging on it, before pulling off a large sheet of wallpaper, representing what looked like the outisde world. Underneath the wallpaper sat a wodden wall, with a door that had a padlock on it. The lock was rusted shut, so we had no hope of opening it, so I ended up taking out my revolver and blasting it away. We open the door and go in, before the floor underneath us collapses and we all fall into 2 different pits, split into 2 groups, Darth and Bob, along with me and kitteh.

I fall down and bang my head straight into what I presume to be some sort of dresser. Still dizzy from the drop and the concusion I just had, I stumble around the room we fell in and the jar of stuff from the toolbelt breaks and I lose some bullets for the revolver, which flew out of their holder and went down a drain...

I snap back into it and try to contemplate what happened, where I was and from how far we dropped. I look around to see what happened and noticed that the cat fell right on top on what I can only presume to be some sort of modern-artwork and he was just sitting there, meawing. Thinking of the worse, I try to look at him, without getting bitten by him, thankfully, it wasn't as bad as I thought, only a slight scar and a broken leg. It wasn't good, but it could have gotten far worse. With proper attention, he'll recover in about 9 days.

I look into my toolbelt again, trying to find anything usefull. I see a small box and a pair of goggles. The small box had a button on it and the goggles were called 'SeeU9000'. I push the little button on the box and the thing springs open and from inside expands a queen-sized matress and a pillow. I place the kitten on the pillow and begin to examine the goggles...

EDIT: NOOOOOOO!