F*ck.
I dig a hole in the ground and hide in it until the meteor shower is over.
I spawn one tablespoon of material that makes up a black hole above the user below me.
I whisk myself into the Ethereal plane, rendering your stab useless, the knife goes through my body and hits @boxmein instead.
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The next user must try to find a way to bring me back to the physical world so he can *attempt* kill me.
I find you and suck you up in a vaccum cleaner, then get one of my clones and shoot you into the body. Then I throw you into a chamber where spikes and flames and a bunch of other booby traps. If you move, or jump or take one step, you get burned or spiked. By the way, you only have your underwear on.
The next person is going to be killed by my little birdies flufflyness. :3