I do not die because I worship Apple. And I do actually have a Mac.

The next person only has Justin Bieber, One Direction and Katy Perry to listen to on their music files. All the good music has been deleted.

No such person in existence.

The next person lives his worst nightmare.

but im a masochist

the next user is being dropped into an incinerator on a slowly descending elevator with a strange robotic voice in the background offering cake.

I use my laser and jump out with the help of the robot.

The next user has Windows XP.

I do have windows XP.....
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I sue microsoft and they must pay 20M$ for some reason my lawyer pointed out.

The next user recieves a call and a guy tells them "you've just been erased"

The call turned out to be Timmy McBubblekins from next door playing a little prank on me.

The next user is getting a death ray laser at them, is stuck in place, with no defence WHATSOEVER, and it isnt a dream.

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 I have a giant thick ass wall made of copper and it connects to you. Killing you.

The next person is going to be followed by slenderman made of bedrock. And if slender dies, he explodes about a power of 10 radioactive nukes killing anyone, everything even in creative mode.

I save and quit to title.

The next person is attacked rabid hamsters and sick cats.