Our base...

Is under a tack.

How many fatalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, why fight it?

How many cowboys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four.

One to hold the bulb, the others to turn the house.

@Voyager15 (View Post)

 actually it would be five, one to turn the lightbulb, and the others one at each corner, just saying

yeah me too these jokes are terrible

And here's your award everyone:

Anyway, how do you put an elephant in a freezer?

A: You open the door, you put the elephant in, you close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a freezer?

A: You open the door, you take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

All the animals in the world went to a party. Which didn't come?

A: The giraffe.

Why?

A: He was stuck in the freezer.

You're about to cross a lake infested with crocodiles and piranhas that will bite your head off. There is no bridge, no boat, and the river is too wide to jump across. How do you get across?

A: Swim.

How?

A: All the piranhas and crocodiles are at the party.