Jokes anyone?
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I think it would be a great Idea to start a thread about random jokes you come by in english. keeps a good sense of humor around TPT. Please nothing racist or mean to others.
Here's one:
Q:Why can't a bank keep a secret?
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A:Because it has so many tellers!
**The crowd goes wild laughing**
Tell your own jokes!
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Knock knock*
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor WHo?
:D
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>"Knock Knock"
>*Opens the door*
>"You were meant to say who's there"
>What?
>"I had this whole spiel planned out in my head beforehand"
>Do I know you?
>"I was going to say "Interrupting cow" and then when you say..."
>*closes door* -
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There's a passenger airplane in the air and all of a sudden, the pilot announces, "Hang on, we're going to do a loop in the air!" And so the passengers cheer him on as he performs the loop. in the end, everyone is happy... Except for the person that was on the toilet!Edited once by Hopian. Last: 11th Nov 2014
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
none.
im a terrible person
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What do you get when you burn two hydrogen buffalo in the presence of one oxygen buffalo? One water buffalo.
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roses are red
violets are blue
i suck at poems
this isnt even a poem its a joke because its supposed to look like a poem so bad its funny
