I was - what other company won't even give you replacement parts for the charger?

What football team has their phones always charged?

 

The Chargers!

A photon checked into a hotel. The belhop asked him if he had any luggage

Photon: No, I'm traveling light.

What fruit is made of Barium and Sodium?

BaNaNa!

Wanna hear my most awesome, secretive, mindblowing, epic, super cool secret?

 

My secret is....

 

I DON'T HAVE A SECRET!

*everyone's mind explodes*

 

EDIT: How is it my fault? Blame the fortune cookie I ate. It had no fortune in it.