Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • jacob1
    29th Nov 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    @mniip (View Post)
    that session is invalid now :)

    I knew I should have also removed the link and not just hid the post ... lol
  • TheBombMaker94
    29th Nov 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    *cctv eats Javert

    *Javert uneats himself

    *cctv    

    <Javert> :)))

    <cctv> I don't...

    <cctv> I can't...

     

     

    <Javert> :^)
    <mniip> yeah totally
    <mniip> he's on
    <mniip> at this exact moment, at least, he is
    <Javert> ye
    <Ristovski> What the fuck
    <Ristovski> Either everybody is on drugs or everybody is hacked
    <MiningMarsh> jacob1|dead: blub I am pretty srue you are the bastard taht hacked my house blub blub
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: What you on about
    <MiningMarsh> blub so upset I can't even spell correctly blub
    <MiningMarsh> blub *sure *that blub
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: blud blub blublub blub?
    <Ristovski> mniip: It's trying to communicate
    <MiningMarsh> Ristovski: Blub blub are you drowing too? blub
    <MiningMarsh> Ristovski: speak fucking englishblub
    <mniip> jacob1|dead, your plan failed
    <Ristovski> oh god water
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: Ive blub been hacked too blub omg blub water everywhere
    * Javert hands MiningMarsh a pump
    <cracker64> JACOB IS DEAD
    <mniip> IT IS NOT
    <Javert> DEAD JACOB IS?
    <Javert> cracker64 mo
    * Ristovski morphs into oil
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: i can now float
    <MiningMarsh> Ristovski: God dammit blub isn't this such blub bullshit?
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: Ye
    * Javert morphs into string
    <Ristovski> now my shit is wet
    <MiningMarsh> My literal blub shit is wet blub
    * Javert ties MiningMarsh's hands
    <MiningMarsh> blub blub I was on the fucing toilet blub
    * mniip morphs into int
    <MiningMarsh> jacob1|dead: blub when you hacked me blub\
    * Ristovski morphs MiningMarsh into a plank
    * Ristovski out of huehue
    <Ristovski> $seen boxmein
    <StewieGriffin> Ristovski: boxmein was last seen in #powder 3 hours, 27 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <boxmein> I gots to go
    <Ristovski> need. more.
    <MiningMarsh> blub blub now I am stuck against the ceiling blub
    <Ristovski> absinthe.
    <MiningMarsh> blub can barely reach keyboard blub blub blub blub blub
    * Ristovski uses last drop of huehue to teleport MiningMarsh outside
    * mniip morphs MiningMarsh into a sponhe
    * mniip morphs MiningMarsh into a sponge
    * Javert casts mniip
    <Javert> ye
    * mniip rates Javert
    <Javert> :O
    * Javert deallocates mniip
    <mniip> i am an int
    <Ristovski> mniip: do you too operate on huehue made from absinthe and tritium?
    <Javert> mniip: D:
    <mniip> Javert, i am in the stack
    <MiningMarsh> Javert: You can't deallocate the stack.
    <Javert> o noes
    <Javert> ummm
    <mniip> MiningMarsh, sure you can
    <MiningMarsh> without the kernel fliping its shit
    <Ristovski> MiningMarsh: you can gulp talk normally now gulp?
    <mniip> you can munmap it
    * Javert int mniip = 1/0;
    <mniip> Javert, that's SIGFPE
    <mniip> i am still an int though
    <Javert> :O
    * Ristovski morphs into Windows Kernel
    <Ristovski> mniip: plz
    <MiningMarsh> mniip: I am pretty sure the kernel won't let you do that to stack memory in particular.

    Edited once by TheBombMaker94. Last: 29th Nov 2013
  • Box-Poorsoft
    30th Nov 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited once by Box-Poorsoft. Last: 30th Nov 2013
  • mniip
    3rd Dec 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    [01:22:57] * jsimmons (~jsimmons@*) has joined
    [01:22:59] <Sleepy_Coder> Except it's nipple rings.
    [01:23:12] <icelesstea> Two horsemasked men touching dicks ;3
    [01:23:13] <Sleepy_Coder> perfect time for jsimmons to join :p
  • jacob1
    5th Dec 2013 Developer 2 Permalink
    [00:25:04] <negahexadecimal> nope, you were smooth as diarrhea
    [00:25:24] <negahexadecimal> the smooth kind, not the lumpy chunky kind
    [00:25:47] <jacob1> i'm tired so i'll take that as a compliment
    [00:25:55] <LinuxorU> well my apetite is gone
    [00:25:55] <negahexadecimal> that was a strange clarification I made
    [00:25:57] <jacob1> you are that lumpy kind of diarrhea
    [00:26:10] <negahexadecimal> yeah...
    [00:26:17] <jacob1> I think LinuxorU is a mix between chunky and wet/smooth
    [00:26:31] <ecksDEE> shut the fuck up guys lol
    [00:26:46] <jacob1> yes, this is my cue to sleep


    but before I do that i'll post in this thread because I don't like going to sleep
  • Fakenublet
    5th Dec 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    [05:30:43] <jacob1> but before I do that i'll post in this thread because I don't like going to sleep

  • mniip
    5th Dec 2013 Developer 6 Permalink
    [22:24:39] <mniip> i'm tolerant to gay, i'm tolerant to dragon dildos, i'm tolerant to anime, i'm tolerant to furry
    [22:24:42] <mniip> but windows server
    [22:24:46] <jacob1> lol
    [22:24:53] <mniip> -- mniip 2013
  • Box-Poorsoft
    6th Dec 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • EE
    6th Dec 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • jacob1
    9th Dec 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    I'd like to thank cup for giving me everything he owns :)

    [22:14:47] <cups> ./rs
    [22:14:48] <Crackbot> Sold 11 billion, 7 moo, 5 cube, 33 lamp, 1 vroom, 1 cow, 1 blackhole, 6 company, 7 country, 52 junk, 3 powder, 8 doll, 2 chips, 14 estate, for $7,080,267,303,289Gave money
    [22:15:02] <jacob1> ./cash all
    [22:15:04] <Crackbot> jacob1: You have $16,665,569,775,064 including items.
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 9th Dec 2013